This came in last week from our friend Rubin, and I want to share it with you.
Greetings!
I am a bard from Grognardia, and even there we have heard of your victories. I have made this in your honor.- That one bard
(Sung to the tune of Jabberjaw, by Pain)
Torq and his friends get no respect
What does Drizzt do that they neglect?
They be keeping all their foes in check
But Torq and his friends get no respect
So what, who cares?
They're doing it how they like
They're talking it over Skype, a special medieval Skype
Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day?
From evil Lunar monsters and massive crazy Fae?
Who's gonna talk like Smith, since Smith isn't here?
Who's gonna chase down skeletons then turn around and run fear?
You know who I'm talking about, they're fat and short on brains
And I do not mean Steven Schleicher, I mean the Torqletones
They try to stand for justice in all of the planes
And impress the ladies, but their subtle ways
Get lost between the shadow and the astral plane
And they would never date you cause you smell like Fae
So what, who cares?
About Spud and his plots
To gather up the greater Fae and take over their empty spots
Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day?
From evil Lunar monsters and massive crazy Fae?
Who's gonna talk like Smith, since Smith isn't here?
Who's gonna fight down skeletons then turn around and run in fear?
Who's gonna tell Rodrigo to stop his TPK?
You know who I'm talking about
They're Orem, Torq and RAndas and Ket and Trelle but better yet known as the Torqletones.
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Wow, v too forever to find this in July 2020. Listening to Critical Hit #239 just now and have to say I liked it. Thanks for sharing, even if it’s did and s half years late.